The wedding season is here and it’s not every day that our friends get married. Talk to your mom or any elder at home and they can give you a lecture for 2 hours in a stretch about the values, customs, rituals and the importance a wedding holds.
But mention the word wedding to your best friend and he can make you sit for 24 hours and tell you about how he is totally capable of hooking up with your cousin, or the sleazy songs that he can request the DJ to play or how he can totally convince you to call off the wedding. Maybe the last part is a bit exaggerated, but then given the powers our best friends hold, we know this is possible.
So here we are with a crazy list of things that only our best friends can pull off on our wedding and although we want to kill them, yet we can’t stop loving them.
Getting Strippers At Your Bachelor's Party
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When it comes to organizing your bachelor’s party, no one beats his passion. But when his passion leaves you red faced in front of your cousins and relatives, all you would want is to run away. And all hell breaks loose when he befriends your news-broadcasting-cousin who can’t keep anything to himself.
Insists The DJ To Play ‘Chikni Chameli’ On Your Wedding
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“DJ wale babu lollipop gana baja do!” Amidst the innumerable wedding guests, he will be the one concerned about the DJ’s playlist only to make it shady and crazy AF. Things turn embarrassing when he asks the DJ to stop playing music so that he can shout “kamariya kare lapalap” while dancing.
Only He Can Make Your Relatives Do The Naagin Dance
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The moment you arrive at the wedding venue, your best friend will block your way to do the famous naagin dance. In fact, he can even make your agony aunt and your weird chacha ji who has never danced in his life groove on the naagin song.
When Your Wedding Offers Him A Better Match Than Tinder
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Weddings seem to be perfect opportunities to find your dream girl and impress her with your killer looks (just pray your looks don’t kill her). And your best friend knows this fact too well that he will never lose out on any chance to hit on your London wali cousin.
When He Almost Breaks Your Wedding
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Only a best friend can invite your ex to make things nastier for you. What’s more, if he isn’t convinced that you have already gone bonkers, he might actually prank call your bride and incite her to call off the wedding. Though we know that he means well and would never let that happen.
His Sole Purpose Of Attending Your Wedding Is Booze And Tandoori Chicken
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No doubt he did a lot of work at your wedding, but the moment the champagne bottle pops, he might soon forget you are the groom. His primary focus would be booze and the delicious mouth watering food that is being served at your wedding.
He Knows You Too Well...A Little Too Well Maybe
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You don’t call someone your best friend unless he knows every single thing about you. Your hook ups, your break ups and all your dirty little secrets. You love him for being your best friend but you also dread him for the same. The only thing you now pray for is for him to not reveal anything to your bride.
For Him Sharing Is Caring
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He knows you so well that when you get a wedding gift which he knows you wouldn’t use, he might actually save it for himself. Though most of us won’t do that, but when that gift is an expensive watch, we might actually give it a second thought.
Only He Knows How To Calm Your Wedding Nerves
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It’s normal for us to get nervous before the wedding, but only your best friend has the guts and power to say “Dude, f*ck the wedding and gulp down the tequila shots.” Yes he seems to have the magic to calm your anxiety in almost any situation.
He Is Your Messiah Who Saves You From The ‘Ladki Waale’
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During wedding, groom is the one who is majorly targeted for all the pranks. The bride’s side will leave no stone unturned to play a prank on you. But when your best friend is by your side, you know that the prankster’s plans are going to backfire. Beware bitches, the messiah is here!!!
Having said that, your wedding is incomplete without your buddy, so tag your best buds to let them know how much you love them despite their crazy antics. Also let us know in the comments section below if any of your friends have done any crazy sh*t not listed here.
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