he probability of you doing something embarrassing is almost always directly proportional to the inappropriateness of the moment. And tell you what, first dates are almost always awkward AF. We all have some very embarrassing stories to tell, don’t we? But nothing can compete with these disastrous first dates!
And that’s why shouldn’t do shots on first dates.
Went out with ALL her friends, we got so plastered. She leaned in for a kiss, I threw up everything I drank...#worstfirstdate
Whoa. That escalated quickly.
He leaned over me at my car and asked, "Wanna get in the back seat and let me sniff your panties?" #worstfirstdate
It was probably the movie you chose, girl.
Creepy stared at me thru dinner while I ate and then tried to make a move in movie and when i said no he took a nap instead#worstfirstdate
She’s probably never having popcorn again.
@jimmyfallon // He took me to a movie, pulled a used large popcorn bag out of the trash can & went for "his free refill." #worstfirstdate
WTF?!
I invited him over my house to watch a movie w/ friends and he tried having sex with me in front of them in the living room #worstfirstdate
No points for guessing there was no second date.
He picked me up and then said he didn't have much money so we went to KFC. Then we went back to his place. With his mom. #worstfirstdate
This could happen to the best of us, tbh.
I went to google something while on the date and my browser had porn hub opened... Whoopsie Daisies. #worstfirstdate
Things to never talk about on a first date #56
#WorstFirstDate Had dinner with a guy who spent the night talking about how he was glad his grandmother was finaly dead.#SerialKiller
ROFLMAO!
Dude took me to a haunted house. I fell & he left me because he we scared. When I found him he was asking someone else out. #worstfirstdate
This guy. Bwahaha!
-- A guy once took me to a garbage dump and told me to pick out whatever I wanted. #WorstFirstDate
Still a better love story than Twilight.
When I was 13 or 14 my date was going to try to kiss me and fell backwards in the bushes. He's my husband now. #worstfirstdate
*wipes tears of laughter*
I was trying to flirt with my date, so I told her she spilled some ice cream on her chin. Turns out it was a zit. #WorstFirstDate
How do you even...
I went in for a kiss and she sneezed in my mouth. There was no second date... #WorstFirstDate
Damn dude.
#WorstFirstDate he talked about himself all through dinner, then drove me around to show me where all his ex gfs lived. #truestory
What’s your most embarrassing first date story?
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